As Crown Princess Royal of Our Realm, Defender of the Carrots, Plenipotentary
of the Blueberry, and Producer of the Pellets, We decree it wise, just, and prudent to issue this Chronicle of Our Reign.
Further Parts shall be issued on a monthly basis, or as We see fit,whichever
We further decree that, for the benefit of Our human subjects, We shall
dispense with the Royal We (but We reserve the right to pick it back up again with a haughty foot flick at a moment's notice).